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Jokes funny autumn quotes
Jokes funny autumn quotes





jokes funny autumn quotes

“I’m so glad I live in a world where there are Octobers.” - Lucy Maude MontgomeryĤ0. “And all at once, summer collapsed into fall.” - Oscar Wildeģ9. “Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower.” - Albert Camusģ8. “It’s the first day of autumn! A time of hot chocolatey mornings, and toasty marshmallow evenings, and, best of all, leaping into leaves!” - Winnie The Poohģ7. The morning of the first September was crisp and golden as an apple.” - J.K. “Autumn seemed to arrive suddenly that year. The summer sun is faint on them - The summer flowers depart - Sit still - as all transform’d to stone, Except your musing heart.” - Elizabeth Barrett Browningģ5. “Go, sit upon the lofty hill, And turn your eyes around, Where waving woods and waters wild Do hymn an autumn sound. They take their time and wander on this their only chance to soar.” - Delia Owensģ4. What do you give to a pumpkin who is trying to quit smoking?Ī pumpkin patch! Pumpkin Spice Puns and Sillinessģ3. What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?Ģ3. What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?Ģ1. What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?Ģ0. Why do trees hate going back to school in the fall?ġ8. What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?ġ7. How does an elephant get out of a tree?ġ6. What did one autumn leaf say to another?ġ3. RELATED: 10 Fun Fall Date Ideas That’ll Have You Feeling Cozy And Smittenġ1. Did you hear about the tree that deserted the forest at the end of fall? Why are trees so carefree and easygoing?ġ0. Why did the lions move at the end of summer?ĩ. Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?īecause he was out-standing in his field.Ĩ. What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?ħ. What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?Ħ.

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Why was the robot couple’s anniversary in the fall?ĥ. Why did the tree worry that he would never get his leaves back after autumn?Ģ.







Jokes funny autumn quotes